Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads
and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars
and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and
Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child
support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his
house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and
blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at
work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin
cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left
the toilet seat up.
