How the Space Patriarch's Stole My OVERIES

[the_real_typhon]

How the Space Patriarchs Stole My Overies

I had a pain in my side. And I found out there were stitches there!!!1! I couldn’t understand what happened then I went to the doctor and she said I had no Overies left! They were taken!

I couldn’t believe it! Taken in the night under my nose!!!!!11 And where were the police or the government, their supposed to protect women.

But it was more big then that. I found a note… It said my Overies were taken by the muslim commie martians from mars… who are gay and they caused all their women to be alienated from them for their gayness and their not being providers. Which they also complained about because they aren’t real men. Being aliens.

Anyway they took my Overies and this proves that the patriarchy is EVERYWHERE. Including in space.

Which is so bad because women will be afraid to have children if the patriarchy is all around us in space. Where will we turn to be mothers? We don’t want women having that okay… fear of the space patriarchs.

They stole at least 805.2 eggs from me. That’s too many for any woman to bear!

They owe me so much child support.


-- As relayed to the_real_typhon by an anonymous woman who looked an awful lot like NYMOM

[Sir Jessy of Anti]

Since the space patriarchy has been so sucessfull at preventing WOMEN FROM BEING MOTHERS across the galaxy, men should do their REAL role and provide sperm to women who want to be mothers.  They OWE it to us because we use 9 MONTHS OF OUR BODY to make children which most fathers don't even care about.   That's why men should all have their sperm harvested to HELP WOMEN BE MOTHERS because it's NATURAL and men DON'T CARE about children anyways.   The state should just take their sperm to give to MOTHERS when they want a baby because men are useless and redundant anyways!

[typhonblue]

I think the previous poster is in league with the space patriarchs... okay?

Because men aren't even NEEDED anymore and they just steal our Overies out of spite because of not being needed because of advanced technology. And then they farm babies on mars.

And they don't even care about those babies. Because they aren't good providers, which is why the women of mars took off in the first place because the men of mars were too busy being gay muslim commies and not doing their role as providers.

And the poster before me, right up there you know okay... she -- if it is a she -- is suggesting MEN are needed AT ALL for making babies.

Which they AREN'T.

But they still need to PAY FOR THEM.

[Sir Jessy of Anti]

I'm pretty sure the only reason men want to ENSLAVE WOMEN by making or not making babies is to DENY MOTHERS that which only THEY can give.  The space patriarchies have oppressed women for THOUSANDS OF YEARS, ok?   They did this to avoid child support, which I also think can be unreasonable if a MAN gets to see THE MOTHER'S children.  He should really just pay his child support and thank heaven that he was able to help SOME WOMEN BE A MOTHER, alright.

[Sir Jessy of Anti]

What you gonna do when google comes for you? [bad boy, bad boy]

[typhonblue]

He should really just pay his child support and thank heaven that he was able to help SOME WOMEN BE A MOTHER, alright.

See? only a space patriarch would say something like that okay...

Men don't even have the right to be thankful! THEY HAVE NOTHING AT ALL to do with having babies.

[Sir Jessy of Anti]

You are in contravention of international google law by posting that accurate representation of readily available material.  I suggest you understand that WOMEN ARE MOTHERS and FATHERS DON"T DO ANYTHING ANYWAYS.  Some of US DON"T LIKE the way you can talk without OUR APPROVAL.  You will be hearing from my handler!

[typhonblue]

You can't shut me up with fear... of google or the patriarchs.

I will tell all of my sisters the truth. The patriarch is vaster then we ever imagined, even vaster then andrea dworkin was... in fact I think the space patriarchs might have implated her with alien embryos and thats why she died.

the patriarchs want to take away our ovaries out of jealousy because earth still has women because men still want to work for women and the space patriarchs haven't infected men too much down here because men don't want to be gay like them! Or commies.

And the space patriarchs don't like america either. they think america is selling them tained grain but its just their own third world stupidity making the grain go bad.

And they like to watch their babies die because of that grain. Maybe they even make their babies fight over the good grain. Like baby gladiators, okay?

[TerryGale]

At least they stole your overies and not your ovaries.  Sounds like something you'd read at http://feministing.org ... :shock:

[Sir Jessy of Anti]

I had grain once until a MAN wanted to pretend to be some kind of MOTHER, which we all know is impossible since MOTHERS carry the baby for 9 MONTHS and men do NOTHING.  Then I complained to the UN that Google wasn't doing anything about these misogynists and they gave me my very own room to speak in with the delegation.  They told me to imagine that every puffy square on the wall was someone's MOTHER and then I had no problem telling them about these ape men who claim to be FATHERS but just want less child support.  The puffy squares all agreed with me that the UN was going to help WOMEN BE MOTHERS and stop this nonsense of fathers being equally important.

So even the UN doesn't agree with your masculist fantasies of equal time with children which is really just extra time to abuse them.

[typhonblue]

At least they stole your overies and not your ovaries.  Sounds like something you'd read at http://feministing.org ... :shock:

How would you like your Overies taken? I mean I didn't just leave them behind the fridge or loose them in the couch cushions... they were taken okay?

You're probly a man and can't understand what its like to have your overies taken or something similar like balls, its like rape and men cant understand rape because men like rape because they benefit from it, okay...

Men cant understand what its like to have society aprove of overy stealing. the police did not believe me when I told them! (The patriarchs obviously used mind rays on them.)

Men don't know what its like to have children somewhere you will never see because they are on mars in plastic baloons being fed martian grain thats tainted.

Don't you understand? (Of course not, okay)

[typhonblue]

And the tainted grain makes them feel like all women are bad okay which is why they grow up to be gay because gays are freaks because they dont like to support women who take care of children who are not theres because they are gay and dont have sex with the women but they should at least give the women sperm because thats what they owe their mothers for giving birth to them and having them inside themselves like alien embryos for nine months which isnt good when they bust out and make a mess that women have to clean because thats what patriarchs make women do clean up the mess that they put the women in the first place and they don't care because they are so GAY it makes me sick to see them being so gay and the fact that they think money should go to their commie government instead of to women who deserve it because they have children come out of their privates and they deserve it because its something that men cant do and thats why the aliens are gay because they cant handle the thought that women can do something that they cant do its so sickening it makes me want to be sick but i think the aliens will take the sick and somehow make children out of it so i have to hold it all in and not give into my NATURAL urge to be sick in front of men who deny what is their duty because of their mothers to be GAY COMMIE MUSLIMS.

OKAY?/!!!?

[ray]

At least they stole your overies and not your ovaries.  Sounds like something you'd read at http://feministing.org ... :shock:

How would you like your Overies taken? I mean I didn't just leave them behind the fridge or loose them in the couch cushions... they were taken okay?

You're probly a man and can't understand what its like to have your overies taken or something similar like balls, its like rape and men cant understand rape because men like rape because they benefit from it, okay...

Men cant understand what its like to have society aprove of overy stealing. the police did not believe me when I told them! (The patriarchs obviously used mind rays on them.)



i understand completely ... know your hurt, feel your pain

and when the cops wake up, they wont remember anything Important

just like you!

may i console you with my SOLEMN WORD that the Space Patriarchs have been grilling your overeasies ceaselessly, and will return them soon sonny side up




Men don't know what its like to have children somewhere you will never see because they are on mars in plastic baloons being fed martian grain thats tainted.


yes, but we can imagine that YOU know what it's like, and are comforted thereby!



Don't you understand? (Of course not, okay)

new grain is on the way, pls stay calm, this time the Good Stuf

you can trust me[/b]

[The Gonzman]

But did dingos steal your bubby?

[Factory]

Just a reminder while we're on the topic of the upcoming annual meeting of The Patriarchy (tm) at the usual venue.  Those of you recently inducted should meet on Friday at 9:00 a.m. on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial to receive your orientation packages and complimentary higher salary badges.

the topics this year are "Barefoot and Pregnant - A Woman's Place" and "Sexual Promiscuity and You - Destroying Women's Body Image Through Ambivalence to thier Charms".  As usual, we will have a breakout session immediately after lunch, so I would invite you all to make notes on your ideas for oppresing women further, particularly in the area of wages, since they're getting a little uppity these days.

Our allies from Saturn will be in attendance so Dr. E, this year no onions in the potato salad please, you know how that affects Saturnian digestion.  I would also like to take this opportunity to remind Gonzo about the low ceiling on the third landing, please remember to duck as we are getting tired of repairing the finish on the ceiling.

Oh, and one more thing..please remember to wear your dress uniform, as the President and Cabinet will be in attendance, as will representatives from Big Business lobbies nationwide.  As usual, the Supreme Court has declined to attend, although I have it from good sources that our members will soon make up the majority on that court, so attendance is simply a matter of time.



-Looking forward to this years meeting:

Benevolent Dictator.