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Title: From the "Chickens Coming Home To Roost" Department
Post by: neoteny on Oct 24, 2013, 07:54 AM
Florida Woman, 19, Arrested For Water Pistol Attack On Her Boyfriend (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/woman-arrested-for-water-gun-attack-576432)


A 19-year-old Florida woman was arrested last month for misdemeanor domestic violence after allegedly launching an unprovoked water pistol attack on her boyfriend, police report.

Giovanna Borge told cops that her beau "said something to her that she did not like," so she "took a water pistol and squirted him with water." During the ensuing confrontation, Borge added, her boyfriend (whom she has dated for a year) dumped a container of water on her and struck her with a pillow. The pair also reportedly exchanged shoves.

Upon investigation, Port St. Lucie Police Department officers concluded that Borge was the "primary aggressor" during the September 27 incident. As a result, she was arrested for "squirting water" on the victim to "antagonize and agitate him against his wishes." The name of Borge's damp boyfriend was redacted by cops from an arrest affidavit.

Officers transported Borge in handcuffs from her Port St. Lucie home to the county jail, where she posed for the adjacent mug shot before being released. She is scheduled for an October 30 Circuit Court hearing.
Title: Re: From the "Chickens Coming Home To Roost" Department
Post by: CaptDMO on Oct 24, 2013, 09:12 AM
Wow!
"antagonize and agitate him against his wishes." deemed "domestic" violence? How about "domestic" bullying?

But...but...that's not what we MEANT.

Dear colleague... please note. 
Title: Re: From the "Chickens Coming Home To Roost" Department
Post by: dr e on Oct 25, 2013, 03:50 AM
I wonder if there is a squirt gun felony charge?

Our system has really become a joke.  What a bunch of idiots.
Title: Re: From the "Chickens Coming Home To Roost" Department
Post by: CaptDMO on Oct 25, 2013, 06:48 AM

I wonder if there is a squirt gun felony charge?

SEE: Assorted  Public PreK-12/School/"higher" education "Zero Tolerance" policies.
Title: Re: From the "Chickens Coming Home To Roost" Department
Post by: Galt on Oct 25, 2013, 08:18 AM

I wonder if there is a squirt gun felony charge?


That's only for the fully automatic squirt guns, the assault squirt guns and water cannons. It looks like she just had a pistol.
Title: Re: From the "Chickens Coming Home To Roost" Department
Post by: dr e on Oct 25, 2013, 09:57 AM


I wonder if there is a squirt gun felony charge?


That's only for the fully automatic squirt guns, the assault squirt guns and water cannons. It looks like she just had a pistol.


LOL Galt!  So true it is hilarious!   :toothy9: