Nevertheless quite an amusing article.
Love is a battlefield - even in the laundry (http://www.theage.com.au/news/danny-katz/those-bathroom-eyes/2006/02/15/1139890800913.html)
I thought the guy was awfully petty with the whole laundry soap dish thing - asthetics? Who walks into your laundry room, do you entertain guests there?
But the spoons in the fork section - that's where I draw the line! Dammit, a man has to have principles! :D