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Main / Re: Ross's concerns

Mar 17, 2010, 03:56 PM

Andy, anytime you want, I know a bar near enough to me that has a nice policy of "take it out back."  If you're all that eager, let me know.

Are you still on Yellowstone National Park, Big Boy? Or the old one on 13th? I don't want to pay $20 for a Zaba Search.

If you want to escalate, Pete, I'll post your address all over the Web. Believe me, enough people fervently hate you that you are going to have a problem.

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Main / Re: Woman calls 911 when husband refuses to eat dinner

Dec 30, 2009, 02:52 AM

In fact, I have murdered nobody in my life. 

There seems to be a discrepancy here.

I get the newsletter - Mean Motherfucker Quarterly - and I know that there are just some plain old mean motherfuckers who have murdered people.

So I don't understand how the MEANEST son of a bitch in the valley hasn't murdered anyone.

I even got the special issue "Mean Motherfucker - The Year in Review" and there wasn't anything in there about mean motherfuckers not killing anyone.

I have to admit I haven't read every issue.

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Main / Re: Woman calls 911 when husband refuses to eat dinner

Dec 28, 2009, 06:01 PM

Da Gonzman don't take no shit. You know why he don't take no shit?

Because he don't give a shit!

He would just catch the bullet of a sniper in his mouth, spit it out and then do some clobberin' time.

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Main / Ross's concerns

Jul 03, 2009, 02:50 AM

Actually, although I don't agree with Andy on much, he is pretty much staying within the *written* rules (cf. Rule 1), whereas the vocal and intelligent Gonzman is violating the rules left and right, for instance here (cf. Rule 2):

http://standyourground.com/forums/index.php?topic=17758.0

"Oh - Andrea?  So far, asshole, the opinion is 100% that your statements are full of shit."

There's just no getting around the fact that the administrator would warn - and has warned - anyone else doing that in the past. He warned BQ for calling someone an asshole in a less caustic way.

I realize that I could also skirt the rules by saying Gonzman "seems like a genius to me", but I said it directly above because a warning or a ban would only emphasize the blindness / partiality of the administrator.

Yeah, and here comes a stream of filth-filled insults, full of impotent rage, from the safety of his keyboard for me saying that. As usual.

Why have the posted rules if they aren't even followed? You simply lose credibility like Wendy's old site.

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Main / Re: Is marrying for money worth it?

Jun 01, 2009, 10:45 AM

Because some men are stuck in the myth that their male identity is tied to the approval of women which it is not. Sadly he did this for his own self image, to play a part in a play that closed a long time ago.

Got it in one.

That's all you've got to say, Big Boy? Then why'd you say it.

And thank in advance for sparing me the impotent rage from the safety of your keyboard. Just keep your fucking big mouth shut for once.

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Main / Re: Fight amongst yourselves - I'm outa here!

May 30, 2009, 03:36 PM

... just following along here.

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Main / Re: Fight amongst yourselves - I'm outa here!

May 30, 2009, 04:14 AM

Not that my opinion has any weight here, but I agree with you, Invisible Male.

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Main / Re: ABC 10pm Tonight; Abuse of Men

May 06, 2009, 05:55 PM

I have a particular understanding of bullies - I was born with an "abnormality" that I never understood until lately. I've been seeing articles like this:

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20070530/strong_toddler_070530

of a baby that apparently has what I have.

I'm not an abnormal giant like Gonzoman - I'm only 6'6" or so - but I have an abnormal muscle density that is high enough that it causes people to literally be afraid of me. Not like a little bit, like muscular, I mean like a monster (I was also once offered a professional wrestling contract as a freak, I guess).

After I spent two years+ in a penitentiary, I deliberately took a different course than Gonzoman. I am an academic now, I wear very loose-fitting clothes so that people don't realize what my body status is (some think I may be a little fat, but in an odd way - I'm not fat) and I go out of my way not to be a bully. People don't realize what they are dealing with, because I'm now a very soft-spoken guy and am intentionally covered up.

And maybe that's my point - people, including bullies, sometimes don't know what they are dealing with. Kindness - that the bully is not summarily dealt with - is misinterpreted as weakness (and, if I'm honest, a lack of desire to go back to jail on my part). That is just immaturity and stupidity on the part of the loud-mouth bully, and it's not something that young men should be attracted to.

Laughable. But I had to throw in my two cents.

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Main / Re: ABC 10pm Tonight; Abuse of Men

May 06, 2009, 04:02 PM

OK, I think I'm getting a handle on how to be an Alpha Male.

If someone pisses on your tree, you beat him up. But only apparently if he is weaker than you. I think the behavior would change if Dick the Bruiser, Andre the Giant, Mike Tyson and a standard police officer with a drawn standard service revolver piss on your tree. Or even on you and your girlfriend (who is just a prop here).

So far, I can handle being an Alpha Male. Steven Hawking is toast if he ever pees on my tree.

But the part about not hitting Dick the Bruiser and his friends as quickly almost smacks of being a bully. And a coward. So I'm thinking that if just being a swaggering loudmouth is what being an Alpha Male is really all about, I'm not sure I want to apply for membership as one.

Sometimes it takes a few decades, but bullies usually run into their Bernard Goetz. Whether they have a strap-on or not. The Turkey on the day before Thanksgiving considers (with inductive reasoning) that it has manipulated the farmer into bringing it food EVERY DAY for the past few years. Tomorrow will be just the same.

Loud-mouth bullies suck.

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Main / Did the U.S. State Dept. help abduct and hide Emily?

Jun 27, 2006, 04:32 PM

Nevermind then.  LOL

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Main / Did the U.S. State Dept. help abduct and hide Emily?

Jun 27, 2006, 03:48 PM

Maybe she wants to help you to avoid yet another copyright violation?

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Main / Petition for confidentiality.

Jun 27, 2006, 11:58 AM

Point the wedge accurately, then drive it with a hammer.

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Main / Don\'t people have air-conditioning?

Jun 20, 2006, 06:39 PM

Or maybe there is some kind of drama-vampire lurking, pulling the strings and feeding off the drama.

Or maybe it is the Illuminati or the Council on Foreign Relations.

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Main / Don\'t people have air-conditioning?

Jun 20, 2006, 05:41 PM

I don\'t mean to make light of this, because a lot of interesting people seem to be storming off all of a sudden, but don\'t people have air-conditioning?

I can only think that the onset of summer is doing this. The interesting reading here is going to drop off if people quit posting.

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Main / To the women of the board

Jun 18, 2006, 07:57 PM

Gonzo is talking about NavyBlue, naturally, and I agree with him.  I also didn\'t think that Mike was quite fair with him.  First of all banning, and then (on the same day) making him a moderator (Gonzo even said that himself: \"Jeez, first I got banned, then I was made a moderator, all on the same day\").

Galt is right, in my lurking estimation, about Christiane, and I have the same revulsion about people on this board - of all fuckin\' boards - not even recognizing her type.

Otherwise, carry on lol, I keep reading.