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Main / Re: Don't save the princess!
Jan 22, 2011, 04:22 AM
Wow, that was amazing!!! HAHAHAHAH
Main / Re: women's shelters cellphone-wary
Jan 10, 2011, 03:07 PM

I would be willing to bet large sums of money that the real reason they don't want cell phones is because of the video and audio recording capabilities.

I think you've hit the nail on the head here virtue. That's the first thing I thought of as well hen I was browsing the cbc website today and read this.

Wow. I had no idea there were women out on the internet obsessed with me. Geez. I think they need to get a hobby.

I like how the writer projects all these negative stereotypes of the men/women who frequent these types of boards, and then proceeds to display the very same type of behaviour she accuses the membership of. What kind of freak stalks someone online and gets as much personal information they can about them just because they have differing views than the ones you espouse?!?!?! The mental illness the writer seems to possess is rather frightening. She(?) reminds me of some of the severely mentally ill inmates I work with who have all sorts of grand paranoid conspiracy theories and delusions of grandeur. The writer should consider upping her meds, cause they clearly aren't working. Stay safe BQ, I don't like when freaks like this target an individual.
I created a Mo-Space page for anyone who wishes to track my progress.

September was prostate awareness month.

I didn't know that either. This campaign however has been on our national news more than  few times today here in canada, so this approach seems to be getting some attention which is good.
Check out this campaign. I've already grown the Magnum PI and I may try for the Old West Villain by the end of the month.   :toothy9:

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Movember Canada Intro

Well Assauly your country keeps letting in Jihadis.

Oh, I know....the naive thinking seems to be "If we're nice to them, maybe they won't kill us".   :dontknow:
Main / Re: Caption this if you can...
Oct 31, 2010, 11:54 AM

Assault, you compete?

I'm retired now, but yes I did compete.
It makes the US look weak and ineffectual in my opinion. As a Canadian it's pretty scary to think that if foreign criminals can just invade and take over parts of the greatest/most powerful country on earth, just imagine the damage they could do to a country like mine.
Main / Re: Caption this if you can...
Oct 31, 2010, 05:41 AM
That's the new two (W)hores power motorcycle from Suzuki!!!
HAHA, that was pretty clever and enjoyable. How refreshing!!
Main / Re: Jon Stewart and The Mosque
Aug 20, 2010, 12:30 PM
Well to be fair to the aforementioned groups Mr X, those muslims might actually fight back!!!!  :yikes:

I lol'ed.

It's comming home to roost now girls. There are more females than males so we can be a little more selective. So the bitch princess act has got to go. Older men are now reaching out to the younger generation and warning young men about the golddigging and divorce racket and child custody nightmares that usualy accompany marriage. More men have seen the result of 40 years of RADFEM man hate and they are opting for the hit it and quit it program rather than get tied down to a emotional and financial blackhole. How's that working out for you ladies? As ye sew so shall ye reap.

Yep, I personally will not re-marry ever again (it's been 8 years since my divorce)  and I don't even let women move in with me. I just serial date and when the shine starts to wear off or they do/say something that annoys me......NEXT!  :laughing6:
My God how the word "entitled" infuriates me!!  :angryfire:

My co worker has 2 sets of twins under 3 years old and he works full time and his wife works part time.... these two guys(?) should just suck it up like the rest of us.

Things Doodz Ruin

She forgot about grocery shopping being ruined by "doodz." 

Honestly, the only people I've ever seen farting in a grocery store were old women.  But that's okay, we know women would only do it if there were some valid medical reason.  Guys who fart in public are just rude and obnoxious.  :rolle: There could never be a valid medical reason.

Project: Rant - RANT 069: To The Guy Who Farted In Queen Soopers

I lasted 15 seconds before shutting that off.....I couldn't stand the bitchy nag any longer.