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Main / Off to Valhalla
Jul 24, 2009, 03:40 AM
Well, my annual vacation in Valhalla is upon me; though I will have my wireless card with me, battery life will be dear.

Though I might spend a few minutes on ya'll, worthless schmucks that you are.  If I am not too busy cracking some skulls, and throwing down some whoopass.  Not to mention the drinking and wenching.

God, it's a rough life.  So hard to be me.

People are about to be Gonzified.
Main / Petition for the Admin
Jul 02, 2009, 06:38 PM
We the undersigned have become roundly sick of the poster known as "Andrew Usher" and request that he be assigned a troll avatar and an avatar title such as "Does not represent this site" so we can get out of the tedium of having to respond to his idiocy, lest those who read this board take our silence as assent to his outrageous positions.

It's really getting old and tiresome.  Don't ban the twit, just ... tag him.



(Just add your names if you agree)
Main / Presented for ammunition
Jun 24, 2009, 05:49 PM

H/T to Dr. Helen
Main / Liar, Liar
Jun 23, 2009, 10:03 AM

Ol' Constellation Face admitted to lying when caught out on it....

And why?

Because her father and boyfriend disapproved ... so "It's not my fault!  Um ... I blame this man!"
Main / One small victory at a time
Jun 08, 2009, 05:00 PM
Just got back from my weekly shopping.

While at Wal-Mart, I was disturbed to hear a raised female voice, and witness a couple arguing.  Or rather, a total bitch screaming at her boyfriend like a fishife, and him taking it.  It included her knocking his phone out of his hand and breaking it, demanding money, punching him...

So I sat at the end of the aisle, recorded a video that included her striking him witth her fist and ramming him with the cart several times.  Then I called the cops.

They showed up and she predictably launched into a "poor me, I'm just a girl, I'm afwaid."  He almost got put into cuffs; and the reason I let her go on was so she could tell some lies and dig herself in.

After the chivalrist cop told the guy, "Look it's DV, and I have no choice to arrest for it" - THEN I showed the video.  At full volume.

He wasn't happy - but could either look like a sexist idiot and liar.

I was kind of amazed.  The lady cop with him was very angry at the woman, and when she resisted, she body slammed the hell out of her.  And she arrested the bitch over the guy saying "I don't want to press charges" and her partner's weak protests.  She assured me later that she's going to enter charges which will insure her bail is over $50k, and the court wouldn't meet till wednesday.

We may have a convert.  Had coffee with the guy afterwards (So much for my ice cream) and got him to admit he was glad, she'd hit him on several instances, and he protested out of fear she'd get out and escalate.

I go with him in the morning to be his buddy while he files a restraining order.  Cross your fingers someone doesn't talk him out of it between here and there.

One for the good guys.  Two if he follows through.
Main / So moderate! So nuanced!
Jun 05, 2009, 04:12 PM
Yes, my friends, I have discovered this, and now I will pass it along to you all, because I am just such a hell of a guy.  The secret has been discovered, and the code broken.

Now, with only a teleprompter, (And maybe not even that, you may be smart enough to do without) you can amaze your friends and enemies alike with your balance, your nuance.  You can look like a "sensible moderate" through mere rhetorical flourish.  I mean, after all, why risk offending hysterical weak-sisters with manfully speaking what's on your mind?  Look more intelligent than you actually are!  Lull your enemies with an illusion of thoughtfulness! Get self-important mderates on yourside by using word after word after word to say absolutely not a fucking thing!  Come down on both sides of the issue, then do what you were going to do from the very beginning, all while looking like you were actually open-minded!  Be an ELOQUENT snake-oil salesman!


New! Improved! Now with Mountain Fresh Scent!  And Extra Nuance!  Guaranteed not to rip, rattle, shake, roll, tear down the house, or smell bad!
Main / Perspective
Jun 02, 2009, 07:48 AM
Deaths based on a pro-life person killing an abortionist since 1998: 1

Number of deaths from "Safe and Legal" abortions 1998-2003: 50

Number of deadly attacks (Including those with multiple deaths) By Pisslamic terrorists since 9/11: 13,298

Just sayin'.  Because Liberals and their MSM allies won't let you know such things.

Guess who Teleprompter Jesus is sending out Federal Marshals to protect?
Main / Want a job? Be a f*ck-up.
Jun 01, 2009, 01:41 PM
From the Boston Herald:

Criminal offenders, teen moms, dropouts, runaways and other wayward youths will score summer jobs with federal stimulus cash as most Bay State kids desperately scramble to land coveted seasonal gigs in a tight economy.

"To me, it sounds like the federal government is rewarding bad behavior," said state Sen. Richard R. Tisei (R-Wakefield).

The state Department of Transitional Assistance will be using some of Massachusetts' $1.3 million in Obama administration cash for jobs for clients' children ages 14 to 24 who meet specific criteria, including:

Lacking basic skills.

Pregnant or parenting.

School dropout.

Homeless or runaway.

Court-involved or an "offender."

An English as a Second Language learner or an immigrant.

"For the kids who really have their act together, I'd hate to see them being left out and summer jobs are not available to them," said Senate minority leader Tisei.

The DTA-coordinated jobs pay a minimum of $8 per hour and earnings won't count toward a family's eligibility for other taxpayer-funded subsidies, including food stamps, heating assistance or health insurance, according to an agency memo.

One more example of a bunch of do-gooders rewarding bad behavior; if you're a kid who is screwing up their life and/or irresponsible - well, poor things, step up for a handout.  Get your act together?

No Soup For You!

One day society will learn that what you subsidize you get more of.  Or with some, that is probably the intent.

Your tax dollars, hard at work.
Main / Manliness
May 28, 2009, 07:15 AM
One of the big things I often speak of is "Not letting a woman define your manhood for you."  Another common lament is the way the ancient warrior code of chivalry has been co-opted and bastardized into some Victoria "Defer to women and let the poor, mistreated, delicate things win" Harlequin Romance code, when such treatment was never part of it.

One upon a time, men defined themselves, and did so by measuring themselves against objective virtues, that are easily applied to a modern era.  While feminist lackeys and manginas would poh-poh the idea as some straitjacket of "Teh Patriarchy" which "opwesses men" it's bullshit.  It works.  It built western civilization, and forgetting it is what has bough about the decline of such civilization.

To this end, t is time to update the code, and re-embrace it.

Prowess - Above all, prowess is the mark of a man.  A man should be self-sufficient to the extent that he can support himself, and be prepared and trained to meet what challenges he is called upon to meet.  He must become educated, and grounded in fundamentals of logic and philosophy to make responsible judgments in life. 

Courage - When called upon to meet challenges, courage is the ability to act firmly and resolutely, even when opposed by the proverbial confederation of dunces. A man must say what he means with courage, and mean what he says with prowess.  The two are linked.

Justice - When faced with wrongness, or injustice, and armed with courage a man should act to change such things as need changing; and must be able to harden his heart to the principles of tough love to allow consequences to fall where they may when it is called for.

Mercy - The flip side of courage;  not unconditional mercy, but the ability to judge genuine repentance, and treat with it accordingly.In the parable of the prodigal son, the father acted with mercy when his wayward offspring came back and admitted his fault and recklessness.

Generosity - In the old days, openhandedness.  A man should readily, if a thing be right and just, and within his power, grant such boons and favors so as to not force the one asking to abase themselves.

Faith - A man must have faith and confidence that such ideals as he holds are right and just; this is not a blind faith but an informed faith, with a constant process of introspection.  Once he has satisfied himself to the rightness of his ideals, he should stoutly and steadfastly use them as his guideposts in his life.

Nobility - Never let them see you sweat, a man should project confidence in his deeds, and not conduct his life in a way which brings him into disrepute.  Along with this, a man should not be moved by fads and trends, but examine their worthiness an not merely "go along to get along."

Humility - A man should be open to examining what evidences are presented to him, and if he cannot refute them, to re-evaluate his position, either seeking more evidences to supprt his own, or changing his mind if he cannot.

This is the true code of Chivalry, not the namby-pambyness which has been foisted off on us by womanists.
Main / One for the good guys
Apr 18, 2009, 04:41 AM
So, after I sold my business off last year and went John Galt, I've taken a job to keep busy of days and keep me in liquid cash flow.  (Well, that and my cash jobs)

Anyway, one of the rules of the place is "Break the forklift, lose you job."  We also have - or had - a fugly "Anything you can do I can do better - CAUSE I'M A GIRL" type there.

So a load comes in yesterday, ad we get hollered at from the front "Someone get the truck!"  We all look at each other, and someone says "Your turn, Nancy."

She sneers "By myself?"  (Understand - we all have done this "by ourselves."  As a rule, she makes herself absent or picks light loads)

So I get up, and say, "Okay, let's have the Big Strong Man rescue the delicate little flower" (Knowing damn well that will piss her off.)  It pisses her off and she stomps off with a "fuck you!"  and "I'll show you."

She mishandles the load.  Drops the load.  And tilts the forklift off the dock where we have to borrow the big one across the street to pick it back up.

She's gone now.

Main / Irony of the day
Jan 07, 2009, 03:50 PM
Larry Flynt sues his nephews to protect his good name.

You can't make this shit up, folks.  Proof once again that the difference between fantasy and reality is that fantasy has to make sense.
Ex girlfriend trashes man's home, brags he can't prove anything, then brags about it on MySpace - With Pictures!!

Mmmmm.  I bet her parents were related.

Well, she's 21.  Someone in the sisterhood failed to teach her that the pussy-pass exists only if you don't make them acknowledge it exists.  Gotta give them plausible deniability.
Sick Bastard.

Wonder if he knew to what lengths Teh Sistem(tm) would go to collect off him?  Maybe because he might have been party to it on a few occasions himself?

If only an innocent child hadn't died in order for him to receive his comeuppance.

While many in Law Enforcement often use the Nuremburg Defense ("Yust Followink Orders!) when confronted with the atrocities they commit, they might be wise to remember that several of us are familiar with just how much latitude and discretion they actually do have - which is considerable.

May the judge and jury have no mercy on him.  For men who aid and abet such things against their own brothers - UNDER THE BUS!
Main / Just Sayin....
Dec 06, 2008, 02:42 PM

All the time I hear the "Right wingers are just chivalristic as hell..." "Conservatives aren't any better..." "Republicans bad too...."

Very right-wing, conservative, republican blog.  Ace of Spades.

Read the comments.  Not just majority of them contemptuous of the Fambly Kourts, but extremely well educated about all the bullshit.

Now - what was that shit again about how conservatives and such just as much our enemies?  And how about - along with any ridiculous assertion that they are - a link to a liberal/left-wing/Democrat blog with a similar, UNQUALIFIED*, "This is bullshit" type of analysis of this case.

* Unqualified:  As me sainted mudder says, "Any apology with the word "but" in it is not an apology."  Likewise, any condemnation with the word "but" in it is not a condemnation, to wit: "Well, of course nobody is for this type of thing, but....."
Main / Happy Thanksgiving!
Nov 26, 2008, 05:19 PM
Main / Today's Funny
Sep 08, 2008, 07:21 PM
Via Argghhh!

...I also went to a luncheon at the fuel distribution point here when it was finished and had an interesting conversation with an Iraqi engineer.

Him: "Are you married?"

Me: "Yes"

"What is your opinion of marriage?"

"I've been married 13 years; I don't have an opinion anymore."

"In Iraq they say a husband is like a monkey, a donkey and a dog. At first she loves you like a pet monkey, then she orders you around like you are a donkey, then you are an old dog, you bark and bark and no one listens."

"It's just like that in America too."

"Is it true in America you only marry one women?"


"An in America if you leave she gets half?"


He rolls his eyes and says "Thank God I am Iraqi."
Main / And they wonder why ....
Aug 28, 2008, 03:31 AM
...we "Perpetual Adolescents" and our "toxic masculinity" just won't "commit."



Nor is Will the Very Bad Man that I've made him out to be. Rather, like every other male I know, he is merely a Moderately Bad Man, the kind of man who will leave his longboat-sized shoes directly in the flow of our home's traffic so that one day I'll trip over them, break my neck, and die, after which he'll walk home from the morgue, grief-stricken, take off his shoes with a heavy heart, and leave them in the center of the room until they kill the housekeeper. Everyman.

Ellen, Ellen, Ellen.

Fuck. You.

Sadly, this is mainstream thought nowadays among females.
Main / How much you wanna bet...
Apr 24, 2008, 04:35 AM
... The liberal hate machine n Canada is going to file a complaint with the CHRC over this article in the national post?
Main / Sod Off, Barak Obama
Apr 11, 2008, 05:05 PM
From his remarks in Pennsylvania:

But the truth is, is that, our challenge is to get people persuaded that we can make progress when there's not evidence of that in their daily lives. You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. So it's not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.

Fuck you, Barak.
Main / For our little socialist Kittykatters
Mar 24, 2008, 05:56 PM
Yeah, what a fucking paradise for mothers.

Yeah, yeah, I know ..."No True Scotsman..."