Positive benefits of being in a female 'sphere'

Started by Nillerz, May 14, 2007, 01:37 PM

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Mr. X


Thought experiment:
Suppose there is a TV reality show where the contestants must get a heavy box from one location to another without touching it.  This could be a one day thing across town or a weeks long thing around the world.  Cameras follow each contestant and even the slightest contact with the box gets an immediate disqualification.  The contestants have to persuade other people, cab drivers etc. to move the box for them.

Now, would a man EVER beat a woman at this game?


The Apprentice had something that reminds me of this in its first season. One of the first tasks was to sell lemonade. It was boys against the girls. Both teams had to get people to donate lemonade, cups stand etc. The men were very organized and they did everything professionally but sold very little lemonade (maybe like $50 worth). The women stood around cheering and being nice to guys and made over $300. They were disorganized and took them half the day just to score some lemonade and cups. But they had breasts, legs and ass and that sold a lot more lemonade.
Feminists - "Verbally beating men like dumb animals or ignoring them is all we know and its not working."

The Gonzman


Thought experiment:
Suppose there is a TV reality show where the contestants must get a heavy box from one location to another without touching it.  This could be a one day thing across town or a weeks long thing around the world.  Cameras follow each contestant and even the slightest contact with the box gets an immediate disqualification.  The contestants have to persuade other people, cab drivers etc. to move the box for them.

Now, would a man EVER beat a woman at this game?


Sure.

I would call a courier and hire them to move it.

Why fuck around?
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the MEANEST son-of-a-bitch in the valley.

stands2p

Gonzo, haven't seen you in a while.

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Sure.
I would call a courier and hire them to move it.
Why fuck around?


The casting dept. called, you can still be on the show if you wear your Viking duds and offer to pay the courier by not sacking his village.
The Lord works in strange ways; and with strange people.

The Gonzman


Gonzo, haven't seen you in a while.

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Sure.
I would call a courier and hire them to move it.
Why fuck around?


The casting dept. called, you can still be on the show if you wear your Viking duds and offer to pay the courier by not sacking his village.


I've been working.  When you run the business, the Boss is the one staying late.

And I'll get my courier to move it by telling him I'll move to his competitor if he won't give me a freebie.  Close enough?
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the MEANEST son-of-a-bitch in the valley.

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