What a sweet angle of light and purity.
Seriously, isn't she a grand example of why men shouldn't run around and gain the approval of women mindlessly without judging who they are? She keeps talking about f*cking guys like she's the reward at the end of the rainbow and the bad men don't deserve her. Maybe she really is the poop at the bottom of the septic tank and good men don't want her. If she's the dipstick that measures manhood then you better get a new engine.
The phrase "some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers" comes to mind.