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Started by Mr. X, Feb 08, 2010, 04:01 PM

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LOL, I would like to know what the HECK other women do in the bathroom. I am in and out in literally 30 seconds. It simply only takes that long to do my business. But I will be standing in a line and people will be in there for several minutes. They are not number 2 ing it because I don't hear the plops. Geez.
Mirror, duh!
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There was recently an article about women paying more for services, including haircuts. Well, if it takes a man 10 minutes to get cut (15 if he gets his nose and ear hairs trimmed) and 30-60 minutes for a woman to get her hair done, it is going to cost more!
If I go to a (trusted) auto mechanic, in the rare times I need to('puter crap usually), If I say "This is screwed up, fix it!" it cost's a reasonable rate. If I demand an inordinate amount of his time and "attention", I pay a higher rate.
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Or, you could look at it this way. If you want to compare haircuts per head as equal, then men are being paid less for equal work!

US$30 electric clipper, #2 shield(1/4 inch) 10 minutes of MY time. My "do" looks just like the metro boys in GQ or "Calvin" ads.  I'll guess that, so far, it's cost me about US$ 1.00 plus electricity, per cut.

I'm guessing gloves were not provided, since I've never seen a glove long enough to cover an arm doing what you describe.  Yep, you're at least one up on me in the category of doing things on the farm that most people haven't done.    I guess I'm just a city slicker these days.

It would be cool if you could get your own penicillin and whatever from your corner store, but you have to get that stuff from a doctor in Canada.  And yeah, a lot of them are tools.  .


Both of you might consider seeking out catalogs from Agricultural/Animal Husbandry supply folks.
1.Just reading them provides practical education.
2. You'd be AMAZED at what kind of stuff you can get through the mail from these folks.

No one got pee in their pocket, a few got pooped on, everyone found the cervix, it was a good day.

Big whoop, could they find the G-spot?   
 

Mr. X

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2. You'd be AMAZED at what kind of stuff you can get through the mail from these folks.
I remember one golf cart thing you could buy that had the rear of a cow on it. It was for collecting bull sperm so someone would drive around the range with this thing till some bull decided to get romantic and bang the crap out of your little cart.
Feminists - "Verbally beating men like dumb animals or ignoring them is all we know and its not working."

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till some bull decided to get romantic and bang the crap out of your little cart.


I almost spewed tea on my monitor!

We found the g-spot the week before when doing ketosis tests.

When it dawned on everyone what we were doing they turned a little green on that one. The boys turned red.
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LOL, I would like to know what the HECK other women do in the bathroom. I am in and out in literally 30 seconds. It simply only takes that long to do my business. But I will be standing in a line and people will be in there for several minutes. They are not number 2 ing it because I don't hear the plops. Geez.
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Mirror, duh!


There are no mirrors in the stalls. Maybe they are bringing one in the john?
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