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Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum -

I just feel a little odd about Rick James and his Super Weave as an MRA icon. The Four Seasons? Hey, no problemo!

outdoors

#16
Mar 28, 2010, 01:21 PM Last Edit: Mar 28, 2010, 01:29 PM by outdoors
 i have been thinkin' of this all day

have so many that i really don't know where to start

here are a couple ideas

joe jackson-i'm the man

BTO-takin care of bussiness

the best one by far-and most divorced men will agree-my kid tells me this was wrote for an ex-girlfriend

All American Rejects-Give you Hell

I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a nine to five pace
I wonder how bad that tastes

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell

Now where's your picket fence love
And where's that shiny car
And did it ever get you far
You never seemed so tense love
I've never seen you fall so hard
Do you know where you are

And truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell

Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Where'd it all go wrong?
But the list goes on and on

And truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell

Now you'll never see
What you've done to me
You can take back your memories
They're no good to me
And here's all your lies
You can't look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look
That you wear so well

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you hear this song and you sing along but you never tell
Then you're the fool, I'm just as well
Hope it gives you hell

When you hear this song
I hope that it will give you hell

You can sing along
I hope that it puts you through hell


Eviltwin

That is a good song. Another song for the recently divorced is "She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft" by Jerry Reed. Back during the Clinton era this song so offended one liberal feminist, Molly Ivins, that she attacked it in her column. Apparently it is chauvinistic to complain about the treatment you get in divorce court.

She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)
Written by: Jerry Reed
Performed by: Jerry Reed
Albums: The Bird-1982, Jerry Reed Live, Still-2005, et al.


Well, I guess it was back in '63,
When eatin' my cookin' got the better of me,
So I asked this little girl I was goin' with to be my wife.
Well, she said she would, so I said, 'I do'.
But I'da said, 'I wouldn't' if I'da just knew how sayin' 'I do'
Was gonna screw up all o' my life.

Well, the first few years weren't all that bad.
I'll never forget the good times we had,
'Cause I'm reminded every month when I send her the child support.
Well, it wasn't too long till the lust all died.
And I'll admit I wasn't too surprised,
The day I came home and found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch.
Well, I tried to get in, she changed the lock.
Then I found this note taped on the mailbox that said,
"Goodbye, turkey. My attorney will be in touch."
So I decided right then and there I was gonna do what's right
Give 'er her fair share but, brother,
I didn't know her share was gonna be that much.

She got the goldmine, (She got the goldmine,)
I got the shaft. (I got the shaft.)
They split it right down the middle,
And then they give her the better half.
Well, it all sounds sorta funny,
But it hurts too much to laugh.
She got the goldmine, I got the shaft.

Now listen up. You ain't heard nothin' yet.
Why, they give 'er the color televison set.
Then they give 'er the house, the kids and both of the cars.
See.
Well, then they started talkin' about child support, alimony,
And the costs to the court.
Didn't take me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was.
I'm tellin' ya, they have made a mistake.
'Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes.
Besides, everythin' I ever had worth takin' they've already took.
While she's livin' like a queen on alimony.
I'm workin' two shifts, eatin' baloney.
Askin' myself, "Why didn't you just learn how to cook?"

They give her the goldmine, (She got the goldmine,)
They give me the shaft. (I got the shaft.)
They said they're splittin' it all down the middle,
But she got the better half.
Well, it all sounds mighty funny,
But it hurts too much to laugh.
She got the goldmine, I got the shaft.

--instrumental break--

Well, she got the goldmine, (She got the goldmine,)
I got the shaft. (I got the shaft.)
They split it all down the middle,
And then they give her the better half.
Well, I guess it all sounds funny,
(Ahh, ha ha ha)
But it hurts too much to laugh.
She got the goldmine, I got the shaft.

Heh, heh. Hey, Jimmy, I got the shaft.
But I don't have to worry about totin' a billfold anymore.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I let my wife tote it.
I'm gonna be carryin' food stamps.
You get it, judge?
I'm gonna be indebted.
That's my money.
Huh?
Contempt of court?
What do you mean I'm in contempt of court?
Affirmative Action: The federal government takes your job away from you and gives it to a woman. Then she sneers at you because you are unemployed.

Captain Courageous

#18
Mar 28, 2010, 03:23 PM Last Edit: Mar 28, 2010, 03:32 PM by Captain Courageous

That is a good song. Another song for the recently divorced is "She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft" by Jerry Reed. Back during the Clinton era this song so offended one liberal feminist, Molly Ivins, that she attacked it in her column. Apparently it is chauvinistic to complain about the treatment you get in divorce court.

She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)
Written by: Jerry Reed
Performed by: Jerry Reed
Albums: The Bird-1982, Jerry Reed Live, Still-2005, et al.


I totally forgot about this guy. He had a bunch of good ol' boy tunes, didn't he? I just found a complete list of them here ...

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/music/songs/jerry-reed.htm

He reminds me of old "King of the Road" Roger Miller -

http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/r/rogermiller8377.html

Men's Rights Activist

#19
Mar 28, 2010, 03:34 PM Last Edit: Mar 28, 2010, 03:36 PM by Men's Rights Activist
And here's a special dedication and request that goes out to:  Betty Friedan, Gloria Steinem, Jane Fonda, Maria Shriver-Schwarzenegger, and feminists of every ilk and persuasion, everywhere.  Pump up the volume.  Play it loud!

It's a mans world - James Brown 1991

and here it is  again with Pavarotti,

James Brown & Luciano Pavarotti - It's a Man's World
Life, Liberty, & Pursuit of Happiness are fundamental rights for all (including males), & not contingent on gender feminist approval or denial. Consider my "Independence" from all tyrannical gender feminist ideology "Declared" - Here & Now!


The Gonzman

#21
Mar 28, 2010, 04:43 PM Last Edit: Mar 28, 2010, 04:45 PM by The Gonzman
One Guaranteed to make Feminist Head Explode


The Rolling Stones - Under My Thumb
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the MEANEST son-of-a-bitch in the valley.


dr e

Great thread.  I'm really enjoying these.  Pavorotti and James Brown?  LOL that was great stuff.  Stones and got the shaft was freaking great!
Contact dr e  Lifeboats for the ladies and children, icy waters for the men.  Women have rights and men have responsibilties.

outdoors


Captain Courageous

#25
Mar 28, 2010, 10:26 PM Last Edit: Mar 28, 2010, 10:33 PM by Captain Courageous
This is a good one for the MGTOW crowd ... OOOO-EEEE-OOOO-OOHH-OOHH-OOOO-EEEE  WAAAHK-LIIIKE-UUHHH-MAAA-AAN!The Four Seasons - Walk Like A Man


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