Real ones or fake?

Started by Johnny, Dec 12, 2003, 09:48 AM

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Johnny

Dec 12, 2003, 09:48 AM
I'm talking about Christmas trees!!! I like the real ones except for the one year when my cat ate the tree! no kidding.
Openly Straight.

napnip

#1
Dec 12, 2003, 10:06 AM
Quote from: "Johnny"
...except for the one year when my cat ate the tree! no kidding.



You must have a very large cat!   :D
i] We drank our toast to innocence,
We drank our toast to now.
We tried to reach beyond the emptiness,
But neither one knew how. [/i]

Galt

#2
Dec 12, 2003, 10:09 AM
I'm not sure I'd want to clean the litter box a while after that event.

Daymar

#3
Dec 12, 2003, 10:18 AM
I prefer fake. Easier and cheaper.

nebulousone

#4
Dec 12, 2003, 10:26 AM
Fake trees are blasphemous.

So says Jen.
i]Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.[/i]
~Abraham Lincoln

devia

#5
Dec 12, 2003, 11:48 AM
None of the above.

We're anti-xmas.


I did the Christmas tree thing when the kids were young, always natural btw, dam kids.

The only "xmas tree" we've put up since they were kids is dead branches off of our summer type trees decorated with tiny "dead" doll heads, figurine crows, and plastic insects.

My youngest daughter loves how we express our distain for the holiday season. The oldest loves how it's a perfect time to complain that she's stuck living in a house with the Adam's family. "Omgawd... you people are freaks! just give me cash and I'll spend the season with Christine (her step mom who thankfully is not one of "us").

Bilbo

#6
Dec 12, 2003, 12:20 PM
Real trees are a bit more work, but worth it.  They smell much better, too.
It is impossible to reason a man out of something he was never reasoned into in the first place- Swift

"The cardinal principle of judicial restraint--if it is not necessary to decide more, it is necessary not to decide more."

The Gonzman

#7
Dec 12, 2003, 03:48 PM
Real.  Fake ones are just overgrown toilet brushes.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the MEANEST son-of-a-bitch in the valley.

nebulousone

#8
Dec 12, 2003, 03:49 PM
Quote from: "Gonzokid"
Real.  Fake ones are just overgrown toilet brushes.


YES!

WHAT HE SAID!

Sorry, I was excited there for a minute.
i]Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.[/i]
~Abraham Lincoln

D

#9
Dec 12, 2003, 06:37 PM
I think Jen's are real.  But would like the chance to inspect closely for confirmation.  :D

nyet

#10
Dec 12, 2003, 07:55 PM
Mine are real.

Oh, the tree thing.

I don't have one.

I have a yule cactus.

It's real.

So is my bonsai tree, Mr. Miyagi.

Rayden

#11
Dec 12, 2003, 08:05 PM
My Christmas tree is fiber optic, very pretty.

nyet

#12
Dec 12, 2003, 08:06 PM
Fiber optic eh?

You a geek?  Geeks are tasty.

Daymar

#13
Dec 12, 2003, 08:35 PM
Well actually I don't have a tree because no one comes to my place for Christmas, I always go elsewhere, like my parents house. But if I did it would probobly be fake and small. I don't really enjoy decorating the tree etc.

D

#14
Dec 13, 2003, 03:39 AM
"Oh Christmas tree , Oh Christmas tree, daaa naaaa naaaa naaa na naaa"

I'm so bad with lyrics.  :oops:
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