Would *I* do such a thing?
Umm, it's a possibility.
Scenario 3, Stardate, 2015: Along with the discovery for the cure of homosexuality in the womb, came the discovery of how to cause homosexuality in the womb. A group called "lesbians for choice" has stormed sperm banks, impregnating themselves and then injecting their fetuses to become homosexual. Upon the rare discovery of male organs on the fetus, they are aborted at taxpayer's expense. Conservative, hetersexual women tune in to an Oprah show, discussing the issues, in record numbers, but do nothing. Preschool boys are trained not to grow up to batter women, then are bullied in record numbers by a gang know as "the little lesbians,"
a scenario that will occur and be tolerated throughout educational institutions at all levels. A day honoring the appointment of a lesbian to the supreme court becomes a national holiday, but rioting breaks out between lesbian factions over who was the first lesbian on the supreme court. Heterosexual women use the day off to shop, now making a record 95% of all retail purchases. Old heterosexual men use the day off to blog (complain) in record numbers about male issues and misandry, and the oldest men's organization in existence boasts a record low membership of 27 members - - - worldwide.