Proof: It's a guy thing.

Started by AliciaGoMavs, Dec 15, 2003, 07:48 AM

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AliciaGoMavs

Dec 15, 2003, 07:48 AM
As I shopped in a drug store yesterday, I overheard a 7 year old girl tell her brother "Stop farting in front of me!"  I laughed out loud, because that's exactly what I had to go through!  This proves that flatulence is a guy thing.  ;)
Remove the wooden beam from your eye first; then you will see clearly to remove the splinter from your brother's eye."  --Jesus Christ
NAB Matthew 7:5

dr e

#1
Dec 15, 2003, 07:50 AM
If it didn't bug sisters and parents it would be forgotten.   :mrgreen:
Contact dr e  Lifeboats for the ladies and children, icy waters for the men.  Women have rights and men have responsibilties.

nebulousone

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Dec 15, 2003, 08:48 AM
Not true Evil....I've tried the ignore route with my kids, it doesn't work.

They still think it's funny as hell to walk up to me, rather innocently, and let one go.

They're just so precious.  :)
i]Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.[/i]
~Abraham Lincoln

dr e

#3
Dec 15, 2003, 09:01 AM
Oh Neb!  They can see through you and your attempt to ignore...they know deep down they GOTCHA!
Contact dr e  Lifeboats for the ladies and children, icy waters for the men.  Women have rights and men have responsibilties.

nebulousone

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Dec 15, 2003, 09:08 AM
The problem is that it appeals to my male side; I think it's funny.  Therefore I try not to react because I don't want to encourage this stuff.

To make matters worse, I've got this new kitty and she's gassy as heck.  Like dank cloud that just hangs in the room gassy.  Totally uncivilized behavior for a kitty.
i]Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.[/i]
~Abraham Lincoln

Renegade

#5
Dec 15, 2003, 10:19 AM
I woman I used to work with claimed that "Women do not fart. They 'fluff'." Okay.  :?

R
"A man chooses. A slave obeys." What if a man 'chooses' to obey, because he is met with scorn, shame and ridicule and rendered a social outcasts if he does not?

Teddy_Roosevelt

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Dec 15, 2003, 10:28 AM
Quote from: "nebulousone"
The problem is that it appeals to my male side; I think it's funny.  Therefore I try not to react because I don't want to encourage this stuff.

To make matters worse, I've got this new kitty and she's gassy as heck.  Like dank cloud that just hangs in the room gassy.  Totally uncivilized behavior for a kitty.


Whoa, don't go overboard on the kitty-talk; you'll sound like an MSer.

:wink:
Respect is not a civil right; it is an attitude of approval and admiration. No one can claim a "right" to the emotional or intellectual approval of anyone else. " - That I-feminist who writes for foxnews.com

Daymar

#7
Dec 15, 2003, 10:34 AM
Here we go with the farting being a male thing again. Personally I think laughing at farts is for vulgar peasants.

nebulousone

#8
Dec 15, 2003, 10:54 AM
I'm proud to be a peasant.
i]Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.[/i]
~Abraham Lincoln

Bilbo

#9
Dec 15, 2003, 10:57 AM
I have yet to date a woman who thinks it's funny to fart in bed and then ruffle the covers.

Ah, the Ol' Dutch Oven.
It is impossible to reason a man out of something he was never reasoned into in the first place- Swift

"The cardinal principle of judicial restraint--if it is not necessary to decide more, it is necessary not to decide more."

Peter

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Dec 15, 2003, 11:11 AM
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Bilbo

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Dec 15, 2003, 11:18 AM
Quote from: "Renegade"
I woman I used to work with claimed that "Women do not fart. They 'fluff'." Okay.  :?

R



I dated a woman who did not burp, she gurgled.  Isn't that adorable?
It is impossible to reason a man out of something he was never reasoned into in the first place- Swift

"The cardinal principle of judicial restraint--if it is not necessary to decide more, it is necessary not to decide more."

Daymar

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Dec 15, 2003, 11:30 AM
Quote from: "nebulousone"
I'm proud to be a peasant.


Yeah I know. I'm always yearning for the return to the gentlemanly and lady like days but I doubt that will ever happen. Actually when I was growing up I always had a fascination with the old Japanese culture, back when Samurai were their icon.

AliciaGoMavs

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Dec 15, 2003, 11:47 AM
Quote from: "nebulousone"
The problem is that it appeals to my male side; I think it's funny.  Therefore I try not to react because I don't want to encourage this stuff.

To make matters worse, I've got this new kitty and she's gassy as heck.  Like dank cloud that just hangs in the room gassy.  Totally uncivilized behavior for a kitty.


There's that farting cat again!  Who let him in here anyway?  Bilbo?
Remove the wooden beam from your eye first; then you will see clearly to remove the splinter from your brother's eye."  --Jesus Christ
NAB Matthew 7:5

nebulousone

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Dec 15, 2003, 12:46 PM
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Yeah I know. I'm always yearning for the return to the gentlemanly and lady like days but I doubt that will ever happen.


I dunno, I think it's possibly to laugh at flatulence and still be a lady.

Or a gentleman.

There's a time and a place; if I'm at home with my family I'm not worried about putting on airs or being "ladylike".  

Instead I'm worrying about how not to get beaten up by my kids who fancy me a jungle gym.  Or how not to be victim to their next gaseous drive by.
i]Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.[/i]
~Abraham Lincoln
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