Lady Gaga's Secret

[Captain Courageous]

On relationships:
"I'm perpetually lonely. I'm lonely when I'm in relationships. It's my condition as an artist.. I'm drawn to bad romances. And my song ["Bad Romance"] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me. I'm quite celibate now; I don't really get time to meet anyone."

On celibacy:
"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

[Could be worse. It could come out of your ass whenever you fart honey!]

As Jay Black put it, "Only in America ... Land of opportunity ...

Full Nude photo here:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/02/lady-gaga-nude-in-vanity_n_667343.html

[neoteny]

"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

Maybe they're putting creativity into her; was she more creative as a virgin? 

[Captain Courageous]

"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

Maybe they're putting creativity into her; was she more creative as a virgin? 

Yes, exactly where does her creativity stick?

[BRIAN]

It takes her creativity through her hooch unless she is sexing a guy who happens to be a record industry insider who is 20 years older than her and cam get her a record deal. That was her last boyfriend.

[Captain Courageous]

Vaginal Creativity Leakage Syndrome - does that qualify as a true sexual dysfunction? Maybe we've discovered something.

[Mr. X]

Now Lady Gaga is a grand example of TheDude's slop falling on a pig example.

[Cordell Walker]

that is one weird broad
supposedly she can play the hell out of the piano though

[The Gonzman]

Now Lady Gaga is a grand example of TheDude's slop falling on a pig example.

Now, she works hard.

She produces shit of no value, but she works hard at doing it.  She's just relying on Barnum's Law.

[Men's Rights Activist]

Vaginal Creativity Leakage Syndrome - does that qualify as a true sexual dysfunction? Maybe we've discovered something.

The only known cure is - - - - - - - - the magic wand! 

[The Gonzman]

Vaginal Creativity Leakage Syndrome - does that qualify as a true sexual dysfunction? Maybe we've discovered something.

The only known cure is - - - - - - - - the magic wand! 

Be my guest.  I wouldn't touch that with Cordell's dick. And his skank-resistance is legendary.

[neoteny]

[Cordell's] skank-resistance is legendary.

Hey now... I think it's just a high level of interest in exploration, and that's very human. 

[Cordell Walker]

Vaginal Creativity Leakage Syndrome - does that qualify as a true sexual dysfunction? Maybe we've discovered something.

The only known cure is - - - - - - - - the magic wand! 

Be my guest.  I wouldn't touch that with Cordell's dick. And his skank-resistance is legendary.

hey now, a couple of hoochies I visited down in the hill country have told me about a 7 foot tall version of joe dirt that rocked they world

[The Biscuit Queen]

She has created a brand. She figured out what the demand was, and created a supply. I admire her ability to read pop culture and invent herself in such a way as to be an instant hit, and to sustain that over some time. I may not like what she produces, but she has certainly utilized the rules of capitalism to create wealth. It isn't our fault our kids have no taste!

[TheManOnTheStreet]

She has created a brand. She figured out what the demand was, and created a supply. I admire her ability to read pop culture and invent herself in such a way as to be an instant hit, and to sustain that over some time. I may not like what she produces, but she has certainly utilized the rules of capitalism to create wealth. It isn't our fault our kids have no taste!

Exactly BQ.  Just like Madona did in the 80's.

TMOTS

[Captain Courageous]

According to Dennis Miller, Nancy Pelosi is "Grandma Goo-Goo".