There's one at every party - WHY?

Started by AliciaGoMavs, Dec 16, 2003, 07:15 PM

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I hate when people try to talk to me when they can clearly see that I'm trying to eat.  I have to choke down my food half the time to reply.  Plus, if a guy can't talk sports, then something's wrong with him, I think.

I have had the boob brushing done to me also.  Back in the old days, women used to drop their hankies so that men would pick them up.  Maybe this is what women do nowadays to get men's attention.
A fiend in need is a fiend indeed" - Boris Badenov.


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And don't forget the "phantom vomiter."  You know, you go into the bathroom and smell something, pull aside the shower curtain and Bam there it is.  But no one owns up.

I just had to let you know that this one literally made me laugh out loud!  
I then went "EEWWWW!"  It's hard to laugh and go "EEWWW!" at the same time!

They could at least puke in the toilet, eh?
Remove the wooden beam from your eye first; then you will see clearly to remove the splinter from your brother's eye."  --Jesus Christ
NAB Matthew 7:5

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