There's one at every party - WHY?

Started by AliciaGoMavs, Dec 16, 2003, 07:15 PM

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AliciaGoMavs

Dec 16, 2003, 07:15 PM
Just so you know, this thread is just for hoots.  Okay, you probably have been at enough parties to recognize some of the types that tend to show up at them.  For instance...

* The guy who thinks he's a lady's man, and hits on all the women, even though the women really don't like him and try to avoid him.

* The woman who just broke up with her boyfriend, and has to tell EVERYBODY her story ...complete with tears.

* The guy who thinks he can dance to the music ...NOT

* The much older man or woman who dresses too young for their age, and still thinks they're cool (usually these are baby boomers).

C'mon, think of some more!
Remove the wooden beam from your eye first; then you will see clearly to remove the splinter from your brother's eye."  --Jesus Christ
NAB Matthew 7:5

Matt

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Dec 16, 2003, 07:26 PM
- There's the guy who gets way too plastered way too early in the evening and ends up sleeping soundly on the couch through the rest of the night, despite the massive amounts of noise all around him.

- The guy who stands off in the corner, not really interacting with anyone, but observing everything that's going on with a keen intensity that suggests he wants to chronicle every second of every event to perfection in his mind.

- This one's gender-neutral... but someone who's laughing just a wee bit too loudly...and at everything  :)
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AliciaGoMavs

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Dec 16, 2003, 07:40 PM
Quote from: "Matt"
- There's the guy who gets way too plastered way too early in the evening and ends up sleeping soundly on the couch through the rest of the night, despite the massive amounts of noise all around him.


LOL!  I have seen that a couple of times!  

There's also the political/social activist, who has to tell everyone of their pet cause -- whether you're interested or not.

My brother is "bonecrushing handshake guy".  Ouch!
Remove the wooden beam from your eye first; then you will see clearly to remove the splinter from your brother's eye."  --Jesus Christ
NAB Matthew 7:5

Matt

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Dec 16, 2003, 07:43 PM
You ever notice how the sleeping person always seems to fall obliviously onto you if you sit anywhere near them?
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AliciaGoMavs

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Dec 16, 2003, 08:02 PM
Quote from: "Matt"
You ever notice how the sleeping person always seems to fall obliviously onto you if you sit anywhere near them?


Why are they always a lot heavier than you, too?

Confession time:  I am the type that, after a few drinks, I laugh at EVERYTHING.  Not out loud, but still laughing, even at stupid jokes.  I've never been drunk, but I have felt good a couple of times. :rolling_eyes:
Remove the wooden beam from your eye first; then you will see clearly to remove the splinter from your brother's eye."  --Jesus Christ
NAB Matthew 7:5

devia

#5
Dec 16, 2003, 08:16 PM
3 and 4 are just too close for comfort for me...

I am not too old for my extensive plaid skirt collection... I am not... and I do not look like the breakfast club girl when I'm drunk enough to think I can dance.

The Gonzman

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Dec 16, 2003, 08:23 PM
Item - The goth type who is way too cool to be amused by anything.

Item - Everybody's Sweetie!  Her mating call is "I'm so DRUNK!"

Item - The toucher.  Male or female.  Has to lay their hand on your arm, on your shoulder, stand right next to you, lean to close - GET AWAY!
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the MEANEST son-of-a-bitch in the valley.

devia

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Dec 16, 2003, 08:30 PM
Nor am I Gonzo's first.

I am not going to a party with any of you....ever.

Chalk it up to you being beneath me and all... silly unimpressive human types.

If I wanted to know how to dance I could.. and I think Elaine on Sinfield's moves are cool so they are.

The Gonzman

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Dec 16, 2003, 08:39 PM
Dev, I could have only wished you were my first....

Oh, sorry.  Were we talking of something else?
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the MEANEST son-of-a-bitch in the valley.

AliciaGoMavs

#9
Dec 16, 2003, 08:53 PM
Some of you sound like real fun types to have at parties...!

And I have encoutered the toucher, or more like the "accidental brusher" --that is, brushes "accidently" against your butt or boobs.  Yep.  Accident.  Now remove your hand, please, or find it floating in the punch bowl.
Remove the wooden beam from your eye first; then you will see clearly to remove the splinter from your brother's eye."  --Jesus Christ
NAB Matthew 7:5

Matt

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Dec 16, 2003, 08:57 PM
I usually wind up being the unofficial bartender at parties. Apparently I mix a mean Manhattan.  8)
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D

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Dec 16, 2003, 09:13 PM
Quote from: "AliciaGoMavs"


* The guy who thinks he's a lady's man, and hits on all the women, even though the women really don't like him and try to avoid him.

 



Well, I do go to a lot of parties.   :D

D

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Dec 16, 2003, 09:15 PM
Quote from: "AliciaGoMavs"
Some of you sound like real fun types to have at parties...!

And I have encoutered the toucher, or more like the "accidental brusher" --that is, brushes "accidently" against your butt or boobs.  Yep.  Accident.  Now remove your hand, please, or find it floating in the punch bowl.



Hey, this is something I've noticed and that is that I find quite a few women tend to brush me with their boobs.  It seems far more than accidental sometimes.  

Is this a thing that girls do occasionally when they like a guy or think he's cute?

bluegrass

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Dec 17, 2003, 06:32 AM
And don't forget the "phantom vomiter."  You know, you go into the bathroom and smell something, pull aside the shower curtain and Bam there it is.  But no one owns up.
"To such females, womanhood is more sacrosanct by a thousand times than the Virgin Mary to popes--and motherhood, that degree raised to astronomic power. They have eaten the legend about themselves and believe it; they live it; they require fealty of us all." -- Philip Wylie, Generation of Vipers

tricycle

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Dec 17, 2003, 08:12 AM
Quote from: "Dan Lynch"

Hey, this is something I've noticed and that is that I find quite a few women tend to brush me with their boobs.  It seems far more than accidental sometimes.  

Is this a thing that girls do occasionally when they like a guy or think he's cute?


I can't speak for everyone obviously, but for myself yes. I also make sure that I walk past him lots, and smile a lot.
But I am too socially inept to actually start a conversation.
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