Help me push him off the cliff and I'll give you 10% of the old coot's estate.
Thats excellent. The Matrix would buy it.
... User 0's is a bit too obvious... also the democratic party would probably prefer Paul's caption.
... I would say...
"Girl power - in her proper place."
"On the edge of The Matrix, healthy gender relations again prevail."
"You'll probably need one more of them to move that."
"Two women need a man as a two of them dressed to go clubbing needs a bicycle."
"Two women discover, they need a man AND a bicycle."