You guys have a good sense of humor. Would you join me in spoofing Jeff Foxworthy's skit? Only difference is, this time it's about how "You Might Be A Feminist".
Here are a couple of examples (please feel free to add more):
If you're a childless, never-married woman who teaches classes on "Parenting Skills" ...
You might be a Feminist.
If you graduated Phi Zappa Crappa in Women's Studies, from a woman's college ...
You just might be a Feminist.
If you expect to get hired at a 100k a year salary with the above degree ...
You might be a Feminist
If your job title is either "Political Analyst" or "Political Strategist" for network TV ...
(You guessed it) You might be a Feminist.
If you refuse to call MRA's anything but "anti-feminists" ...
You might be a Feminist.
If you are convinced that your opinions are always to be considered facts ...
You might be a feminist.
If you're an ugly, celibate woman who advises others about their sexuality ...
You just might be a Feminist.
If you graduated college with a sociology degree, and think you're a great scientist ...
You might Be A Feminist.
If other women have to explain the point of your research article, because you can't ...
YMBAF.