A Take-Off On Jeff Foxworthy's "Yew Maht Bee Uh Redneck"

Started by Captain Courageous, Nov 02, 2010, 11:06 AM

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Nov 02, 2010, 11:06 AM Last Edit: Nov 04, 2010, 10:17 AM by Captain Courageous
You guys have a good sense of humor. Would you join me in spoofing Jeff Foxworthy's skit? Only difference is, this time it's about how "You Might Be A Feminist".

Here are a couple of examples (please feel free to add more):

If you're a childless, never-married woman who teaches classes on "Parenting Skills" ...
You might be a Feminist.

If you graduated Phi Zappa Crappa in Women's Studies, from a woman's college ...
You just might be a Feminist.

If you expect to get hired at a 100k a year salary with the above degree ...
You might be a Feminist

If your job title is either "Political Analyst" or "Political Strategist" for network TV ...
(You guessed it) You might be a Feminist.

If you refuse to call MRA's anything but "anti-feminists" ...
You might be a Feminist.

If you are convinced that your opinions are always to be considered facts ...
You might be a feminist.

If you're an ugly, celibate woman who advises others about their sexuality ...
You just might be a Feminist.

If you graduated college with a sociology degree, and think you're a great scientist ...
You might Be A Feminist.

If other women have to explain the point of your research article, because you can't ...

Captain Courageous

If you're a fat, hairy, smelly woman, whom no man would even touch, and you live in constant fear of being raped ...

Captain Courageous

Nov 03, 2010, 03:08 PM Last Edit: Nov 04, 2010, 10:23 AM by Captain Courageous
If you integrate all-male institutions and then run to your females-only ghetto ...
You Might Be A Feminist!

If you're overly concerned about the supply of batteries you have on hand ...

Mr. X

If you complain about there not being enough women in politics yet you actively destroy women in politics who aren't part of your party,
Feminists - "Verbally beating men like dumb animals or ignoring them is all we know and its not working."

Captain Courageous

If you'd rather call a pro-lifer a terrorist than stand up and fight a jihadist ...

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