The Anthony Weiner scandal shows that despite the wars and the economy, we're all really still in 9th grade.
-Jay Leno
It turns out that one of the women Congressman Anthony Weiner was communicating with was a porn star. When asked how it was possible to get involved with someone in such a sleazy business, the porn star said, "I don't know."
-Conan
Congressman Weiner has admitted that he did carry on explicit online relationships with six different women. Well, he thought they were women. Turns out three were woman, one was a guy pretending to be a woman, and the other two were congressmen.
-Jay Leno
Comedy people sit around for years hoping for a scandal called "Weinergate." And then it happens.
-Conan
Fifty-one percent of New York voters think Weiner should keep his seat. The other 49 percent think he should disinfect it.
-Conan
It was so nice in New York City that the whole staff was in Central Park writing Anthony Weiner jokes.
-David Letterman
It's a great day for late night comedians because it's a bad day for Congressman Anthony Weiner.
-Craig Ferguson
It's been a crazy week. First, Anthony Weiner admitted tweeting that photo of his crotch and John Edwards was indicted for covering up an affair. Or as Arnold Schwarzenegger put it, "Thank you God! This is the best week ever!"
-Jimmy Fallon
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