she was having a lot of problems with placing this one kid. She asked "do you wanna live with your dad?" He replied, "no, he beats me" so the worker said "what about your mom?" he said "no, she beats me worse." well what about your grandparents, she asked, and he said they beat him too. Finally, the lady asked him "who do you want to live with?" He said, "The Dallas Cowboys, THEY NEVER BEAT ANYONE!!!"
