Somehow I think Amanda Marcotte would really like this article:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/deformed-freak-born-without-penis,34732/NORFOLK, VA--In an alarming case that has baffled and repulsed many, sources confirmed Tuesday that a severely deformed freak born without a penis has managed to live with the condition for over 26 years.
The bizarre, monstrous human specimen was reportedly born with no other noticeable maladies and has, amazingly enough, attempted to lead a normal, albeit severely impaired life despite possessing no male genitalia whatsoever.
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