I still read along. I'm just trying to spread out my apoplectic outrage.
Besides, it's getting more and more clear to me that these guys just maneuver themselves into these situations. An arrogant, chivalrous, clueless-about-women guy with money and a calculating, phony, manipulative woman with a sharp eye on his money. A match made in heaven, and it happens over and over.
I don't quite understand why women are entitled to half of combat pay - when the man is the one in combat - or why women get half of basketball players' money when they never did a layup - but no one will explain it to me, so I just have to carry on.
In the you've-got-to-be-kidding department, I just saw this from 14 hours ago on CNBC:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102183968#.Ms. Hamm, who got well over a billion for sitting on her butt and spending his money like water during the marriage, is going to appeal the divorce settlement. She says that a mere billion is far below what she should have gotten.