I'm just a potential rapist. You know, because I have a thingy.
Potential. That is such a funny word and its use in this context is even funnier. Think about it for a minute, potential can never be reached (or become) because the word implies that there is somthing to be, not "what is".
As used in an argument I'd rather be called a Kinetic rapist.
Just don't call me "late for dinner".