Nice one Assault - so many guys haven't a clue how deceitful wives can be during a divorce.
I remember a few years ago, this couple that lived a few doors away from me were getting a divorce. The husband was out playing Rugby as usual one Saturday, when I saw a Pickfords removal van outside the house. I wandered out and saw the wife barking orders at the removal guy to hurry up (they were ferrying everything into the van) as her husband would be back soon from his game. I periodically glanced out the window and it looked like she was taking the lot - refrigerator, sofas, etc. When it was all in, she got in the van and they drove off.
I never did get to see the guy's face when he got back home, but I bet it was a picture !!