"Do the decent thing and invest in a vibrator. He has the right to sleep."
"Decent" (middle-aged women) don't own a vibrator - because these ladies (as opposed to aged-out sluts) have better things to do while their husbands are sleeping. Such as: reading a (non-fiction) book, making a throw-pillow, (to replace the one the dog chewed up) tallying up current month's (home-business) expenses, going for a walk, pulling some weeds...