The Technology of Infidelity Advances -- Home Semen Tests!

Started by Roy, Oct 26, 2005, 05:01 PM

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Roy

Kudos to Angry Harry (@ angryharry.com) for this wonderful bit of anti-feminist comic relief!

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Do you suffer from the nightmare of suspicion and doubt caused by the  infidelity of a cheating spouse? Find out  what's really going on, the quick and easy  way with the Infidelity Test Kit from CheckMate.


INSPECT HER GADGET Maxim Magazine  

If you think your girlfriend is banging your boss, get definite proof! Has the missus stopped nagging you? Does she have renewed pep in her step and a twinkle in her eye? Well, guess what, dude--you may be getting sloppy seconds.

But don't take our word for it. Instead, get scientific confirmation with the CheckMate Infidelity Test Kit. Just apply the Checkmate product wherever you think there may be traces of gooey proof--her car's backseat, her panties, the church confessional etc.

http://infidelitytoday.com/testimonials.html

CheckMate Semen Detector Test Kit Testimonials (excerpt --- they're all great reading!)

Just wanted you to know that your product not only just proved me right, it also changed my entire life.

My wife just got back from a trip to Las Vegas with two of her friends. She even told me that they met some guys and went out to have drinks with them twice while she was there. Of course that was driving me crazy and even though I kept asking her she continually denied doing anything and became very angry and defensive about it.

The positive tests were from underwear that came directly from her suitcase and she still denied it. Then she finally admitted that on the last day there she did take a guy to her room and she did have sex with him!

I guess her friends are furious with her now too because they didn't even know she did it. You know what's really funny? Ever since she got back her and her friends have been going around saying, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" too.

There is no way to describe how I feel right now. The feelings of vindication and truth are almost overwhelming!

She has now fully admitted what she did and believe it or not at least for now we are going to work on things and see if we can fix our relationship.  Your company and your product are totally awesome and I sincerely thank you for what you have done for me.

Please keep my phone number on file and feel free to give it to anyone who has any doubts about how powerful your product really is.  


This is now my favorite gender war web site, it's like a forensic anti-feminist festival with detailed ammunition for the Marriage Strike.

(BTW --- the semen test is gender neutral. There are stories of wives who caught their husbands doin' the down-low thang.....)   :cry:
It's a terrible thing ... living in fear." (Roy - hunted replicant. "Blade Runner.")

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