Knob Size Spam

Started by Wookie, Feb 15, 2006, 04:56 AM

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Wookie

I currently keep getting spam about increasing the size of my penis (aka knob) along with all the Viagra spam.

I don't give a shit as they just get deleted, but their style of promotion for their product got me thinking!

Almost all of them say things like, "Your wives not satisfied" "Your girl friend wants it bigger" "Finally satisfy you wife"

They are all intended to make the guy feel bad about his body image, by suggesting he cannot satisfy is other half in order to get him to buy their products.

Would breast implant companies be allowed to send women emails saying "Your man wants them bigger" "A Hand full is not enough for your guy"

Just an observation.

I am off now to email my girlfriend to stop sending them!! :twisted:

Wookie
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They are all intended to make the guy feel bad about his body image


I have noticed over the past few years that I have developed an A cup chest! :(

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"A Hand full is not enough for your guy"
I can assure you it is!!! :D
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They are all intended to make the guy feel bad about his body image, by suggesting he cannot satisfy is other half in order to get him to buy their products.


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Notice too that these Emails are always gramaticaly horrible. I think they come from the same part of Nigeria that the 413 bank scams come from.
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zarby

I have a friend who is particularly good at turning these things around.

I am not talking here so much about spam emails but what women say.

He'll turn it around and mock the size of their clits or tell them that women "stink," etc. I have not heard him do this (thank god -- I would be completely embarrassed to be in the vicinity), but he reports these stories to me. He says the women are completely speechless. They just don't know what to say. You turn it around on them and it totally baffles them.

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Woman says to the man, "What a small organ you have."

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Notice too that these Emails are always gramaticaly horrible. I think they come from the same part of Nigeria that the 413 bank scams come from.


Don't forget the "help my dad escape to America by coming over here with lots of money" scam. I'm serious, someone out there expected me to fly to Namibia (sp?) so I could meet some guy in a back alley and recieve $70 million for it. Right...

Disposable Dick

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Notice too that these Emails are always gramaticaly horrible. I think they come from the same part of Nigeria that the 413 bank scams come from.

This is quite deliberate. It is an attempt to dodge keyword based filters.
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...I'll be here all week... try the roast beef!"

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...I'll be here all week... try the roast beef!"

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Ninety five percent of workplace deaths are men
Over ninety percent of the homeless are men
Men typically die nine years earlier than women
Eighty five percent of adult suicides are men
Ninety percent of teenage suicides are boys
Others can become famous by removing parts of my anatomy

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